I have a funny story for you:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart@$$ when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
2 comments:
lol.
i want $5000.
that'd be fun.
i could buy.. lots of hot chips with chickensalt.
and coke.
yum.
or you know.. a plane or soemthing.. well probably not a plane. ooh another car! but i heart rattles.
hmmm.
i would like to see the sort of plane you would get with $5000... i can just imagine you trying to take off in this 'thing' with one of those crazy old fashioned head things that pilots used to wear, and sitting there cackling over the purr of the so-called engine...
hahaha. but yes. a car would be nice. and yummmmmmm hot chips with chicken salt!! havnt had them in agesss. But coke i can live without. If i never drank coke again i probably wouldnt even notice. But you know what it would be even better spent on? A holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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