Hey i have seen this before, but thought I'd post it anyway.
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Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Strange..isn't it? =)
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Oh and here are some questions for you... if you have answers i'd love to hear them. lol...
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
- Why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass?
- 'Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? ... and last one...
- Who watched a white, hard thing come out a chicken's ass and thought, "that ought to taste good"?
Yeahhh. After reading random things like these, you start thinking about other random things.
¡_ adiós amigo! _
4 comments:
"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?"
guh... crumpets!
tests. quite simple. unless you know, you want to be.. inappropriate eheh.
dog doesn't get mad. but barks. and our dog isn't allowed to stick his head out the window coz last time he tumbled out (we were parked)
toast- for people who have to eat gluten free bread that tastes better when burnt than when not.
ass/hem = clearly because whoever named them had a sense of humour.
rush hour - coz everybody is rushing. getting nowhere but all the same.
cow - probably someone who needs their head examined.
probable that they didn't just take it but watched it hatch into a chicken and low and behold.. and btw i'm thinking it wouldn't be coming out it's ass.. unless chickens fart out their kids it would be.. well obvious..
hey i didn't think up that question about the chicken justine. ... and yes - crumpets! I forgot about them.
except that they're called toasters. which implies that toast is the end product. Not crumpets...
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